Spud's Rambling Rants

I'm not a pyromaniac, but this year I got a few of my first fireworks for Halloween. Just $10 worth. A twelve pack of three-stage bottle rockets, two roman candles and one Twilight roman candle. The bottle rockets looked really foreign...bad instuctructions and weird illustrations. The instructions say to bury the orange point down in the ground and light the fuse. Of course, none of them light, and I do six of these before I try turning them the other way around. Then it works. Now I have half a box of fuse-less unexploded three stage bottle rockets in my room. I'll have to find some new wicks =P.